Back by popular demand.

A number of people (about 4- hey that’s a number!) have asked me why I stopped writing my blog as they enjoyed reading it during a toilet break or skive from work or simply to break up the monotony of their voyeuristic lives. Whatever their reasons, I decided to have another little bash at it.

Transport update: The other day one of the ferry men crept up behind me and pretended to push me off my seat and in to the Tyne. Never a dull moment.

Dog update: Last night I had some girls over and we were discussing the basic needs of a human being and how gross men can be (typical) my mother in law commented that farts were one thing but burps really get to her, she claimed that if someone burps near her it can make her physically sick. At that precise moment my dog burped. Oh how we laughed!

Fruit update: Today I have a banana and a tub of strawberries.

The last time I updated this blog was in May, a great deal has happened since then. I have been to San Francisco AND Leeds. I have dyed my hair blonde, performed at many gigs, bought an olive tree, seen lots of friends and family…err life basically.

Here’s a list of the gigs I’ve done since my time being AWOL:

36^th Do tell tales (a lovely little gig)

37^th Long Live Comedy

38^th Freevo festival

39^th SoYouThinkYou’reFunny? Competition Leeds (I got through-oh yes)

40^th Variety review

41^st Quack Quack

42^nd Long Live Comedy

43^rd Random gig in Bradford (somewhere)

44^th Charity gig for NTCC

45^th Tyneside cinema

46^th The Live theatre grinning idiot

47^th Funny’s funny

48^th The Boardwalk café

49^th The Sage Gateshead Local Heroes the grinning idiot- jeffing awesome gig!

50^th The ship Newbiggin

51^st Long Live comedy – This was weirdest experience I’ve ever had at Long Live.

I didn’t realise until I just wrote this down that I’d reached my 50^th gig, it was a strange little gig. It was through the day and there were children there. Lee Kyle shouted at a child. She deserved it though.