Transport update:
Recently I’ve been getting the number 9 bus to work. This commute has proven the most effective in terms of minimal changes and time scale. However as we all know, public transport is open to the public. The public is full of nice people; it is also full of annoying people. There is this one woman I regularly see; I have not spoken to this woman, yet I reckon I could accurately write down her CV. This is due to her incessant rambling to other passengers. Her craic is generally “ yeah I have a degree in zoology but I work in the job centre as there aren’t many jobs available in zoology; and I should know!” buhbumbum tish!
The other evening she spent a number of minutes listing all of the supermarkets in the area, their closing times and how you can get cheap meat at a certain time. “I went in to Co-op at 18:50 on Wednesday and managed to find a cooked joint of ham for 54p!” the poor man she was inflicting her jabbery on patiently listened to her unremitting nonsense before he finally responded with “I’m a vegetarian” bad news zoology girl! She laughed nervously and offered (almost as a way of an apology) “I used to be a vegetarian for 7 years” it was as though she had ‘done her time’ as a vegetarian and therefore is now morally obliged to gorge her rosy face with cheap cuts.
I prefer a quiet commute.
Dog update:
It is 21 days until Lovett and I travel half the country to collect the latest addition to our little family Penny Lovett. I have explained to Poppi she is due to meet her new sister, her reaction remains despondent and aloof.
Fruit update:
I have an old pomegranate in my drawer.
Comedy:
My next comedy gig is for the Grinning idiot at the Cluny
I’ve written a new joke by accident:
“It’s cold isn’t it? It was so cold the other night I walked the dog wearing three jumpers!...the poor thing looked stupid.”
hehehe
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