Stupid PE teacher

Hello everybody in blog world. I have been in the other world for a bit, it's not as cosy as here though and the weather's worse. The main reason I'm writing this blog is because I remembered something annoying and wanted to share it with an audience rather than have an actual conversation about it. I'll follow my old format.

Transport:
As many of you know I have purchased a beautiful pink Nissan Figaro named Charlotte, I no longer have to go on the smelly bus or watch people drool half chewed pasty crumbs on to their coats. NO instead I ride in style. Charlotte is a sexy bitch.

Dog:
Here is a recent list of things my dog Penny has ate and or destroyed recently:

1x green curtain
1x pink slipper
1x tan leather bag
1x handle of a lap top case
1x nap blanket
1x my patience

Fruit:
I had a bag of ten day old grapes at work and my colleague greedily scoffed them this afternoon. I'm relatively sure they'd started to ferment.

First annoying thing:
I was playing netball tonight and I remembered some annoying things that were said/happened to me at school. On one parent's evening my mam sat down to speak to Miss Raisin the head of year and my PE teacher. I remember this is how the conversation transpired:

"well Nicola you don't put in much effort do you?"
"Yes I do"
"well you normally go for defence don't you?"
"no, I like centre or wing attack"
"well name one other person in your class who you think is good at Netball"
"I dunno loads, erm Sian"
"do you think you're as good as Sian?"
"Yes. I'm better."

Second annoying thing:
When I was 13 we went to Zimbabwe to go on Safari, visit Victoria falls, camp in the wild etc etc it was going to be a real adventure. I was excited and was telling my class mates about what I was going to do/see. Miss Raisin chips in:

"well I'm having a better holiday than that I'm going to the Amazon"

Third annoying thing:
When I was 14 I had to choose my options for my GCSEs. I had a conversation with Miss Raisin in the corridor about my choices:

"what have you decided to study Nicola?"
"Art and Drama"
"oh no that's a complete waste of time, you should do separate science."
"Well I don't really want to, I think it'll be boring and I'm good at art and drama"
"They'll be a waste of time and won't amount to anything for your future"
"but why would I want to hang out in a lab when I can dress as a pirate?"

I mean who makes a child compare themselves in a negative way to another class mate, who craps on a kids excitement to go on holiday and who instead of encouraging, belittles a young person's choices?

I think this illustrates the fact that Miss Raisin is crap.

Good night.